• me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving: say your prayers

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up
mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up
mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up
mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up
mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up
mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up
mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up
mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up
mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up
mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

Top 10 Teen Titans Dudes (as votes by my followers):

#7 Slade

"Patience. Trust is easy to destroy, but it takes time to build."

annermation:

trying not to get too rusty!

raspbeary:

fkin chopped be like your ingredients are this fish i bought a week ago, a tire and a plastic bag go

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

sandsibilings:

raspbeary:

chefs at food network: i made this stuffed chicken and herb gravy with creamy polenta paired with an apricot honey reduction garnished with kayle

me cooking: uhm……. i made this ramen but i drained out some of the water so that the flavor packet tastes…

killmewithdicks:

this is the best post i have ever seen

(Source: atomicdomme)

Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.

parasitebeans:

goobery train doodle collection
finally saw guardians of the galaxy today ~ovo~ parasitebeans:

goobery train doodle collection
finally saw guardians of the galaxy today ~ovo~ parasitebeans:

goobery train doodle collection
finally saw guardians of the galaxy today ~ovo~ parasitebeans:

goobery train doodle collection
finally saw guardians of the galaxy today ~ovo~ parasitebeans:

goobery train doodle collection
finally saw guardians of the galaxy today ~ovo~

parasitebeans:

goobery train doodle collection

finally saw guardians of the galaxy today ~ovo~

lotuslopez:

"not everyone has to be included all the time" says the person who is always included

(Source: hemofilia)

It’s a me! (at Torrid - The Plaza at Buckland Hills)

sharkchunks:

disneypixar:

A trip down sensory lane.

Filmmakers take note- This five second scene not only fully describes a characters backstory, but the entire reason he acts the way he acts through the film, taking him from a villain to a sympathetic character and justifying a total reversal of his actions in the present. In five seconds, this movie does for the development of a character more than most movies do in two hours. This is why you should be studying Disney and Pixar along with Martin Scorsese and Stanley Kubrick, and ignoring professors and elitist students who deride them as “kids stuff.”

sharkchunks:

disneypixar:

A trip down sensory lane.

Filmmakers take note- This five second scene not only fully describes a characters backstory, but the entire reason he acts the way he acts through the film, taking him from a villain to a sympathetic character and justifying a total reversal of his actions in the present. In five seconds, this movie does for the development of a character more than most movies do in two hours. This is why you should be studying Disney and Pixar along with Martin Scorsese and Stanley Kubrick, and ignoring professors and elitist students who deride them as “kids stuff.”