it is actually the nicest thing ever when someone remembers something about me even if it’s little it’s like wow you actually care enough to keep a little fact about me in your head thank you you beautiful swan
okay woWIE YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO WATCH THIS BECAUSE PANTENE DID A COMMERCIAL ABOUT HOW SHIT LABELS AGAINST WOMEN ARE AND ITS JUST SO GREAT WOWIE
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
Part two of a collection of best tweets found in the #bisexualfacts twitter tag.
(Part one here.)
Hello I’m bisexual and all of these facts are completely true. My bioluminescence is light blue and glows faintly.
Yes being bisexual I can confirm everything.
these are definitely true
A bunny boy and his obsession with space aliens
I LAUGHED AT THIS MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE
i gave you my pon
but the very next day
you gave it a wei
Been waiting all year to reblog this.